My friend really changed once she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore.
People who think vegans only eat salad are the same people who think beds are the only furniture you can have sex on.
Sure I have a green thumb, but I only show it to people who want to come back to my garden bed with me.
This girl tried to say she recognized me from a vegan restaurant in town but I swear I've never met herbivore.
We don’t have any more vegetable jokes. If you have one, lettuce know.
You think I’m weird for not eating meat? You’re the one who’s eating a corpse...