Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vegan and vegetarian jokes for plant lovers of all ages. You will also find quotes, oneliners, puns about vegans and vegitarians. Have some fun!
Being a vegan just helps me build up my self-esteem. I feel good about it every time I eat a meal.
Orange-a glad I didn’t say onion?
What’s an omnivore’s favorite food?Answer: Zoo-chini.
What are the most dangerous recipes?Answer: Ones that call for squashes and whipped cream.
I became a vegetarian after realizing that animals feel afraid, cold, hungry and unhappy like we do.
Did you know that cows are vegetarians so that you don't have to be?
A vegan told me people who sell meat are disgusting. I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
What is the turkey thankful for this Thanksgiving?Answer: Vegetarians
What music do vegan goths listen to?Answer: Soy division
It's not easy becoming a vegetarian.
I mean, I'm so hungry right now I could eat a horseradish.